 | Redbrick
Never trust a history lesson from an alien. First, they tend to ramble, and second, Xenonite translators aren’t all that accurate. But when a Xenonite spy lands in a remote swamp of central Wisconsin, Yzarc and his crew are standing by, eager to grill it on such topics as “Is it dark in space?” and “Why, of all planets, did you choose to visit earth?” Since the alien’s response was generally off topic as well as incomplete, here is told the history of our galaxy in a format that is a) concise enough to fit on your bookshelf and b) guaranteed to be at least as accurate as the universally regarded Instruction Manual for Xenonite Ciri. In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including: A wise cabinet maker famed for exploding furniture. A hypochondriac ferryman lost in a swamp. A quirky yam farmer in search of adventure. Mad scientists who vanish, taking their cheese with them. An evil dictator who tries to take over the galaxy. ...and the adventure is only beginning... |
 | Greenchair
If we are to understand why the Xenonites came to earth with such fury, we must understand what drove a Sheek Wanderer to the stars. Further, we must understand how the nation of Atakala became so great a power, yet lay undiscovered until the twenty-first century. Thus, we at Yzarc Industries have gathered the facts concerning both of these remarkable events, presenting them to the reader in this second of seven histories. In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including: An unlucky amnesiac who wakes up six feet under and centuries old. A hypochondriac ex-ferryman still lost in a swamp. A Hake laborer searching for lasting friendship and simple answers to the tough questions of life. A walking scarecrow who thinks he has those very same answers. A Sheek detective who would much rather be teaching history. A green chair that seems to have a mind of its own. |
 | Yellowbeam
Not since the Second Great War have the Xenonites and the Vorians faced such peril as the day they allied above the earth. In fact, it was remembrance of that second war which brought them here with both fury and terror. Yet, far more happened during those years than the Xenonites realized. Therefore, we at Yzarc Industries have prepared an account of these momentous events in this third of seven histories. In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including: An adventurous non-princess on the run from her suitor. A Sheek Wanderer with no hope of reaching the End of the Galaxy. A mad scientist with a penchant for Siderwort cheese. An aspiring author searching the swamp for dragons. And a long-lost Ciri who all are counting on to save the day. |
 | Blueshield
When an alien crash-lands on an African beach, Yzarc and his team are there to hear its epic tale of woe and doom. Unfortunately, much of that woe and doom regards the fate of Earth. In actuality, however, the alien did not fully understand the events leading up to that fateful day, could not comprehend the vast scope of galactic history which had culminated in such a mess. Thus we at Yzarc Industries have compiled the true History of a Galaxy, explaining in as clear and entertaining way as we can (although more often than not sacrificing clarity for entertainment), the key events of this multimillenial drama. In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including: A Thoronite girl carried off to sea. A young prince with a history of bad luck. A Sheek Wanderer trapped at Galaxy’s End. An English wizard and his collection of sheep. A fire-breathing dragon who would rather be on holiday. And a mysterious King whom all have heard of but few have seen. |
 | Violetdawn
Captain Redbeard has a penchant for telling tall tales and unlikely stories. So when he and his companions are stranded on a remote African beach, he launches into one of his greatest sagas yet, a compelling account of his younger years–battling pirates, fighting sea serpents, and discovering the legendary Fountain of Yuth. But he had no idea just how important this tale was, that he and others would have an impact not only on the rest of earth’s history, but that of the entire galaxy. In this book, you will meet the characters whoreally mattered in ages past, including: An aquaphobic accountant turned pirate-in-training. A dastardly buccaneer bent on discovering El Dorado. A solitary rigger who cherishes his pet lizards. A Xenonite Ciri whose mind is torn between opposing desires. A tiny leprechaun searching for violet. And a wandering Sheek who is about to lose his mind. |
 | Blacksphere
'There cannot be intelligent life in this place.' Such was the belief of the alien Daved Breggs as he tramped through a mosquito infested swamp in North Central Wisconsin. On the run from three hostile fleets and a host of assassins, spies, and other shady folk, Daved turns to Earth as his last hope to track down an elusive super-weapon not seen in centuries. Little does he know the friends he would acquire on Earth would play a pivotal role in the history of the Galaxy, including: An idiosyncratic genius who loves cream soda A garrulous pirate who runs a lemonade stand A Cuban refugee who sells duct tape and hot dogs A self-taught Pakistani computer whiz A wall of a man who knows sixteen and a half martial arts A teen girl always up for a little mischief And a shy prince who knows pre-calculus |
 | Whiteworld
Earth has been banished to both the beginning and the end of the Galaxy. It is a world of ice and snow, a place of legend and power. The beginning and the end of the entire galaxy are tied to its fate. Some say its doom was the result of the Doxx; others the Vorians; others the Xenonites. In truth, there were many who played a role. In this final book, we hear their tales... Many shall fall and a few shall rise. Many shall seek truth and a few shall find it. Many shall wander and a few shall wonder, and in the end the circle of darkness will be broken, the History of a Galaxy complete. |
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